Things that Really Totally Über Gross Me Out/Scare Me

4:06 am - 08.08.02

For those of you who aren't reading the title at the top of this page, this entry is titled : "Things that Really Totally Über Gross Me Out/Scare Me".

Vomit. Fake, animal, my own, whatever.

Ketchup. It has GOT to be the most disgusting thing EVER made. In 8th grade, my friends used to squirt ketchup all around me because they thought it was funny how I got this huge gag reflex. It wasn't. Ok, so actually it was.

Blood on people's faces. It makes me absolutely fucking sick to think about having a bloody wound on my face.

Grubs. Any sort of white maggoty-looking thing is enough to make me sick. There's a little story to go along with this. A few years ago, my cats got extra finicky about what they were going to eat, and decided to boycott wet food. I waited for them to eat it, and they never did. Flies had bred in the food and there were little grubs all through the cat food. Then I accidentally bumped a container of new looking cat food and maggots came out everywhere.

Except for mine and a select few others, I am absolutely terrified of dogs. I've had countless nightmares about being chased by dogs, specifically the breed that Satan himself must have created: German Shepherds. I was bit by one and there was blood and stitches and emotional scarring and I fucking hate those dogs now and I hope they all die and go to hell and Disney you are a fucking liar All Dogs Go To Hell except for the aforementioned select few.

Sweat. It's disgusting.

Spiders used to scare me, but I'm soooo over that now. The next time I see a spider, I'm going to gently place it in a Kleenex and THEN I WILL SQUASH EVERY LITTLE INSIGNIFICANT PART OF ITS FUCKING FILTHY BODY AND SOUL AND BRAIN AND I WILL KILL IT UNTIL IT HAS DIED A THOUSAND DEATH AND NOT THE KIND THAT THAT PERVERT SHAKESPEARE ALWAYS REFERRED TO NO I MEAN I WANT THAT LITTLE CREEPY BASTARD MURDERED.

Hem. I'm also kind of afraid of Robert Stack. He looks like a corpse.

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