Boredness = Surveyness

12:11 pm - 08.11.02

Ooooh funness. I made a shirt that says "SEAGULL SCREAMING KISS HER KISS HER" and ordered the UK "best of" for said band with waterfowl in name. And I'm going to see Aerosmith on Thursday! And I might get to see Sleater-Kinney in October!!!! I have angstgrrl to thank for that one. She was really nice and informed me that Le Tigre was coming around here, but unfortunately I couldn't make it on the dates selected. Well only kind of unfortunately 'cuz I'm going to be in the Bahamas! Eating food! Lots of food! Get ready to change your policies, All-You-Can-Eat-Buffets of Nassau, I'm on my way! Anyways, if it wasn't for her telling me about that I would have never looked up S-K tour dates. So I must give mad props where they are due.

I got this from here. I'm just bored (having stayed up all night), so I think I'm going to fill this out for fun, because I'm a self-absorbed little asshole.

1. Name: Bob

2. Your age: 14

3. Birthday: 23 April 1988

4. Zodiac sign: Taurus

5. Eye color: Brown

6. Hair color: Brown

7. Hair Length: Pretty damn short as of right now.

8. Height: like 5'8"

9. What state do you live in: pennsylvania

10. What town: the middle of nowhere.

11. Where you born there, if not where: i was born pretty close to here.

12. If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name

have been: Mary Katherine

13. Would you name a child of yours after yourself: No, I'm naming all of my children curse words.

14. If you would switch names with one of your friend who's would it be: Naomi because then everyone would be confused and think I was a really butch woman or something

15. What's one thing about you that makes you unique: #RJWERKFsakfvn23mreCZFD Q#E@!#!@#!@#!#!@#!@#

16. Nicknames: BJ, bob (my real name is robert)

17. Siblings: none.

18. Animals: My three kitties - Sparky, Tinkerbell, and Abbey. My doggy - Dexter

19. Favorite animals: Cats or really nice dogs

20. Do you have glasses: Yeah, somewhere around here. I lost them a while ago and don't really need them. It's a complicated story.

21: What piercings or tattoos do you have: I have a tattoo of the interior of the R.M.S. Titanic. On my ass.

22. What school do you go to: a big one. not really.

23. Do you have braces: no but I need them reeeeally badly.

24. Do you have a tan: The sun is evil.

25. Do you have a b/f or g/f: no

26. If so what's their name, if not what's ur crush's name: I'm not going to respond to a question that is too lazy to type out "your".

27. Do you play an instument, if so what: no

28. What grade are u in: I shouldn't answer this, due to my pissiness with question #26, but something tells me this survey has a lot of questions like this. I'm going into 10th grade.

29. What's your parent's names: (D)E(a)d and Ella

30. How easy is it to make you laugh: Kinda.

31. What person makes you laugh the most: Jesus.

32. What words make you laugh or at least smile: Anything poorly translated.

33: What's the funniest thing you have ever done: I don't know.

34: What's the funniest thing you have ever said or written: I dunno. "Lesbian Magic" was probably at least one of the most interesting.

35: Do you ever dance when no one is looking: Sometimes people DO end up looking. I hate you Laura. I hate you Lindsay.

36: What is the worse song you have ever heard: The "worse" song? That's just super. Um.... anything by the evil evil band. I can't bring myself to say their name. I'll separate it. L (lalalalalala) IM (ew ew ew e we wewewewewewewew I hate this band) P B I Z KI (KILL ME) T.

37: What song(s) are constantly in your head: "Bear Up Bison" and "Catnip Dreams" by Shonen Knife. Lately anyways.

38: What song(s) describe your personality best: "Resist Psychic Death" by Bikini Kill.

39: When eating something are you more concerned with taste or Nutrition: Nutrition - I want to eat the food that will clog my arteries the fastest.

40: Do you ever feel guilty after eating meat: Yeah but there's no way you'll ever get me to stop eating anything so don't even try.

41. What do you love most about the other Gender: interesting Capitalisation Choice. Um. I would have to say personality because I'm not attracted to girls. As far as boys go, I like mine to have at least 2 fat rolls.

42. What do you dislike most about the other sex: Not much. I don't like people in general, so I can't really confine my hate to one gender. Except that we all know that all men are pigs. 'Cept me.

43. What do you understand least about the other gender: I'm relatively non-understanding of all people in all ways.

44. What holiday do you think still has managed to reatain it's original

meaning: Halloween because it is still the holiday where Satan steals the souls of children through Mallo Cups.

45. Since there is no official holiday what holiday do you think should be in that month: I don't know what you're talking about, but I think my birthday should be internationally recognised.

46. What movie(s) make you cry: Milo & Otis - don't ask.

47. What has made you laugh so hard you have cried: Lotsa stuff kinda.

48. If could be cloned would you: What's with this "if" and "would" business? I have an army downstairs.

49. Are you a night owl: It's 11:33 am and I'm technically up late. Does that answer your question?

50. Are you an early bird: If I don't get at least 10 hours of sleep unless I stay up all night, I am the crankiest bitch in the world.

51. What time of day do you feel your best: When I'm eating. Duh.

52. Do you get bored: I'm taking this survey. What do you think?

53. Do you sleep: Never.

54. Do you like Christmas: AHHHHHHHH! HOLY WORD HELP ME SATAN I'M MELTING!

55. Who is Santa: Satan.

56. What comes to mind when you think of water: Ugly web pages. Shit, everything comes back to the Web for me, doesn't it?

57. Do you like rain: Sure.

58. Do you think it matters if girls wear makeup: Yes. Only boys should wear makeup.

59. Do you think woman are from venus and men are from mars: I don't think. I mean, why should the planet in which women originate from rhyme with a body part that they don't even possess?

60. Do you like popcorn: Yes.

61. Can you dance: I can...

62. Do you go to church: I meet with my local satanist cult every sunday to sacrifice squirrel carcasses to Marduk.

63. Do you like T.V.: Yeah.

64. Do you wear underwear: I don't think I could associate with anyone who said "no" for this.

65. What do you think about a penny: I like it if there's a bunch of them.

66. What would you do with a million Dollars: I would buy some stock so I could get more money and when I had a billion trillion dollars I would buy all the football teams in the world and shut them all down. And I'd also buy a billion cds.

67. What's your room like: Messy.

68. Are you a prep: No.

69. Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69: No.

70. Do you believe in Ghosts: not really

71. Do you like school: hell no.

72. What's your best subject: Spanish

73. Do you wear a belt: LIKE I NEED TO MAKE MY PANTS ANY TIGHTER.

74. Can you sing: Once again, I can...

75. Do you take showers or baths: showers

76. Have you ever burned toast: yes

77. Ever heard the awsome song by bob and tom named toast: No

78. Do you like Football: No

79. Do you play any sports, if so what: No

80. Do you bite your nails: No

81. Do you like cooking: I like other people's cooking.

82. Who has had the most influence on you: the television and nintendo. that's why i'm a school-shooting, kid-killing machine today.

83. Do you floss: I'm lucky if I remember to brush.

84. Have you ever stayed up ALL night: I'm doing that right now.

85. Are you selfish: HELL YES! This is what happens when you're an only child.

86. Do you like mickey mouse: No.

87. Have you ever dyed your hair: Yeah, red.

88. Do you believe in monsters: No.

89. Is your room clean right now: No.

90. Do you eat breakfast: I eat in the morning, but not usually breakfast food.

91. Are you a caring person: Sometimes.

92. Are you afraid of the dark: I loved that show! And yes. Shut the flying fuck up.

93. Do you have stuffed animals: Durh.

94. Ever broke a bone: No.

95. Are your friends insane: Yeah.

96. Have you ever mooned anyone: Yes.

97. Have you ever played truth or dare: Yes.

98. Are you afraid of clowns: No.

99. Did you ever believe in the toothfairy: Yes.

100. Did you ever believe in the easter bunny: Yes.

101. What do you think makes a good friend: Someone who's always up for a quick fuck over the weekend. Friends with benefits, doncha know.

102. Do you like Barney: No.

103. Can you rub your belly and head at the same time: It's pat your head and rub your belly. And sometimes.

104. What's the first vacction you went on: Florida

105. Have you ever had surgery: Kinda

106. This question is fucking disgusting so I took it out. I hope it dies.

107. Do you keep a diary: Yes. Well this one, anyway.

108. Do you get good grades: I guess.

109. Do you go to bed early or late: Late.

110. Do you gossip: Not really.

111. Do you talk about ppl behind their backs: All of the mother fucking time.

112. Have you ever played hard to get: sure, why not.

113. How would you describe your life: food, food, and more food.

114. Do you actually know your Social Security number: No.

115. What do you want to be when you grow up: Something that makes a lot of money.

116. Do you want kids and how many if so: Not so much, really.

117. What would you name your kids: Fuck and Dumbass.

118. Do you want to get married: Not so much. I couldn't anyway.

119. What's your dream car: Old ugly brown truck with a stereo system that costs more than the truck.

~*~ Favorites ~*~

120. COLOR: black

121. SONG: right now - "Quavers" by Shonen Knife. all time - prolly "Star-Bellied Boy" by Bikini Kill

123. Tea: ew.

124. ACTOR: Steve Buscemi

125. ACTRESS: Lisa Kudrow

126. FOOD: YES PLEASE

127. BEVERAGE: Diet Cherry 7up

128. MOVIE: Romy and Michele's High School Reunion

129. TV SHOW: King of the Hill

130. TEACHER: Jesus

131. SUBJECT: Spanish

132. DAY OF THE WEEK: saturdays

133. book: God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

134. place: my couch.

135. plave to eat: ANYWHERE THAT SERVES FOOD IS PROBABLY GOOD WITH ME

136. animal: cats and nice dogs.

137. music group: Bikini Kill or Le Tigre

138. solo/ singer: Björk

139. r&b singer: whoever's in basement jaxx

140. rap singer: Lil' Kim

141. pop singer: Madonna

142. country singer: NONE thank you very much

143. punk singer: Kathleen Hanna

144. Store: Wal-Mart

145. Possesion: prolly my computer, Tatl.

146. Cheese: in general - mozzarella. to eat stand-alone - yellow american.

147. Sport: sumo wrestling

148. Team: none

149. Magazine: People

150. Season: Winter for weather, Summer for not in school-ness

151. Flower: Petunias

152. Chocolate bar: Kit-Kat

153. Restaurant: ALL

154. Gum: Big Red

155. Snack: debbie cakes

156. Candy: lollipops

157. Veggie: corn

158. Ice cream: chocolate and varieties of it.

159. T.V. channel: FOX

160. Juice: cranberry

161. Radio stations: none

162. Cereal: none

163. Yearly holiday: christmas

165. Month: i dunno

166. Christmas Carol: Carol of the bells

167. Scent: vanilla

168. Number: 13

169. Pop: diet cherry 7up

~*~Which do you prefer?~*~

170. Jeans or sweatpants? sweatpants 'cuz a boy gotta eat.

180. Sun or moon? moon.

190. Gold or silver? silver.

191. Math or Science? science

192. English or Social Studies? english

193. Checkered or spotted? spotted

194. Fried or Baked? fried

195 Chicken or Pork? chicken

196. Tight or loose fitting clothes? loose

197. Smooth or rough? smooooooooth

198. Shiny or dull? shiny

199. Bright or dark? bright

200. Silky or satin? silky

201. Blue ink or black ink? black

202. Barbie or Ken? barbie'S CREATOR IS DEAD

203. Warm or cold? cold

204. Ham or cheese? cheese

205. Salt or Pepper? salt

206. Sunny or cloudy? sunny.

207. Raining or Snowing? snowing

208. Sweet or sour? sweet

209. Apple or pear? pears

210. Mercades or BMW? dunno

211. Motorcycle or Car? car

212. Army or Navy? neither

213. Pool or beach? pool

214. Shoes or Sandles? shoes

215. Short or long nails? short

216. Stripes or plaid? plaid

217. Lemon or Lime? lime

218. T-shirt or Tanktop? tshirt

219. Bike or walk? bike

220. Rollar blade or bike? bike

221. Bitchy and beautiful or nice and ugly? nice and ugly

222. MTV or Vh1? mtv

223. Spanish or French? spanish

224. Bus or train? bus

225. Plane or boat? plane

226. Friend or Family? both

227. Baseball or Basketball? basketball

228. Pen or Pencil? pencil

229. Paper or plastic? plastic

230. Original recipe or extra crispy? EXTRA CRISPY

231. Truck or car? truck

232. Dinner or lunch? dinner

233. Italy or France? france

234. Romance or flirt? romance

235. dog or Cat? both

236. Kiss or Tongue? ew

237. Tall or short? neither

238. Mac or PC? i have a shitty PC, so I'll say Mac.

239. Hug or kiss? hug

240. football or basketball? basketball

241. Long hair or short? long

242. Ski or snowboard? neither

243. Song or Parody Song: song!

244. Coke or Pepsi? coke

245. Pizza or Cheeseburger? pizza

246. New York or Cancun? NY

247. White Chocolate or Regular chocolate? regular chocolate

248. Abercrombie or American Eagle? EW EW EW EW EW NEITHER YOU SICK FUCK

249. McDonalds or Burger King? BOTH FOR THE SAME MEAL

250. Inside or outside? inside

251. Shoes or no shoes? no shoes

Wow that took for-fucking ever. I almost fell asleep.

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