Silly Jesus, Trix are for kids!

11:47 pm - 01.16.03

One day I was bored and I changed around the words to "Jenny from the Block"-

Don't be fooled by the cross that I got
I'm still (I'm still) Jesus from the block
Used to pray a little now I pray a lot
But no matter where I go I know where I came from (BETHLEHEM!)

Yeah, so anyway. Somehow it ended up on this person's profile who doesn't know me, under their "friend quotes." Kar Kar told me about this, so I imed him, just for shits and giggles:

SM ur F9 8 7 3: DUDE
SM ur F9 8 7 3: THAT'S SO MY SONG
SM ur F9 8 7 3: AND THE NAME BE SMURF
SM ur F9 8 7 3: YIZZ0
Special Ed O5: do i know you
SM ur F9 8 7 3: APPARENTLY
SM ur F9 8 7 3: DON'T BE FOOLED BY THE COCK THAT I GOT
SM ur F9 8 7 3: I'M STILL I'M STILL JENNY FROM THE BLOCK
SM ur F9 8 7 3: USED TO HAVE A TITTY NOW I HAVE A COCK
Special Ed O5: what?
SM ur F9 8 7 3: BUT NO MATTER WHERE I GO I KNOW WHERE I CAME FROM
Special Ed O5: so why are you talking to me
SM ur F9 8 7 3: because jesus is my master and light
SM ur F9 8 7 3: and i don't appreciate you calling me a whore under your breath every tuesday at bible study
SM ur F9 8 7 3: and then every thursday at vespers
SM ur F9 8 7 3: and then every friday night at the candlelight orgy
Special Ed O5: i dont go to church
SM ur F9 8 7 3: YES YOU DO EDDIE
SM ur F9 8 7 3: YES YOU DO
SM ur F9 8 7 3: YOU GO TO CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY
SM ur F9 8 7 3: TUESDAY
SM ur F9 8 7 3: THURSDAY
SM ur F9 8 7 3: FRIDAY
SM ur F9 8 7 3: AND SATURDAY
Special Ed O5: i think thats you
Special Ed O5: how did you get my SN
SM ur F9 8 7 3: WHY I WAS TALKING TO MY DAD JUST THE OTHER DAY ABOUT YOU
SM ur F9 8 7 3: WE WERE TALKING ABOUT PUTTING YOU IN HEAVEN
SM ur F9 8 7 3: BUT WE'RE NOT SO SURE NOW
SM ur F9 8 7 3: NO NO NO
SM ur F9 8 7 3: WE'RE NOT SO SURE
Special Ed O5: ask me if i care
SM ur F9 8 7 3: EXCUSE ME
SM ur F9 8 7 3: BUT I AM THE SON OF GOD
SM ur F9 8 7 3: I DON'T THINK I REALLY GIVE A GOOD SHIT IF YOU CARE
Special Ed O5: you have issues
SM ur F9 8 7 3: NOW GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES
SM ur F9 8 7 3: AND
SM ur F9 8 7 3: PRAY
SM ur F9 8 7 3: BEFORE WE CHANGE OUR MINDS
SM ur F9 8 7 3: YOU HEARD ME ALTAR BOY
SM ur F9 8 7 3: DO IT
Special Ed O5: are you done?
SM ur F9 8 7 3: THAT'S IT
SM ur F9 8 7 3: I'M TELLING DAD
Special Ed O5: who are you
SM ur F9 8 7 3: Dr. President The Honourable Jesus H. Christ, Son of God and Winner of Delta Nu's annual Wet T-Shirt Contest at the University of Aruba
SM ur F9 8 7 3: Duh.
Special Ed O5: k well you go have fun with your bible freak
SM ur F9 8 7 3: AND YOU CAN GO HAVE FUN WITH YOUR COCK
SM ur F9 8 7 3: IN HELL
SM ur F9 8 7 3: BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE GOING
SM ur F9 8 7 3: MY DADDY TOLD ME SO
Special Ed O5: ya it is fun
SM ur F9 8 7 3: OH AND BY THE WAY
SM ur F9 8 7 3: I HAVE CONNECTIONS WITH SANTA
SM ur F9 8 7 3: YOU'LL BE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST THIS YEAR FOR SURE
SM ur F9 8 7 3: SO THERE BITCH
SM ur F9 8 7 3: SO FUCKING THRE
SM ur F9 8 7 3: *THERE
SM ur F9 8 7 3: WAIT
SM ur F9 8 7 3: NO
SM ur F9 8 7 3: IF I MISSPELL SOMETHING
SM ur F9 8 7 3: THAT'S JUST HOW THE WORD IS FROM NOW ON
Special Ed O5: ok you church freak stop talking to me, serisouly does everything you talk abotu have to do with christ, hell, heaven, jesus, or your fucking FATHER?
SM ur F9 8 7 3: my father is deceased
SM ur F9 8 7 3: quit being so mean to me
Special Ed O5: your not funny
SM ur F9 8 7 3: god i hate you
SM ur F9 8 7 3: your mother must have weaned you from the dildo too soon
Special Ed O5: good i dont give a fuck, i dont knwo who you are im not gonna go walking around on glass for you
SM ur F9 8 7 3: it's EGGSHELLS
SM ur F9 8 7 3: EGGSHELLS
SM ur F9 8 7 3: I swear to myself
Special Ed O5: um i dont care
SM ur F9 8 7 3: well
SM ur F9 8 7 3: anyway
SM ur F9 8 7 3: i will leave you with these words of wisdom
SM ur F9 8 7 3: ahem.
SM ur F9 8 7 3: You smell like shit and I'm going to damn you to hell.
SM ur F9 8 7 3: Thank you very much.
SM ur F9 8 7 3: Amen.
SM ur F9 8 7 3: Signed,
SM ur F9 8 7 3: The Beejster.
Special Ed O5: ok fat ass keep talking
SM ur F9 8 7 3: OMG
SM ur F9 8 7 3: HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS FAT
SM ur F9 8 7 3: THAT'S GREAT
SM ur F9 8 7 3: er
SM ur F9 8 7 3: i mean
SM ur F9 8 7 3: FUCK OFF
SM ur F9 8 7 3: MY DAD SAYS THAT SATAN HAS RESERVED A VERY SPECIAL SEAT FOR YOU IN HELL
SM ur F9 8 7 3: HIS LAP
Special Ed O5: fun
SM ur F9 8 7 3: well
SM ur F9 8 7 3: it's been fun
SM ur F9 8 7 3: i got a free entry out of this
SM ur F9 8 7 3: and you're out of the loop
SM ur F9 8 7 3: it's a pity
SM ur F9 8 7 3: oh wait
SM ur F9 8 7 3: no it isn't
SM ur F9 8 7 3: you take care now
SM ur F9 8 7 3: and remember
Special Ed O5: wait so your dads in hell? figures he helped bring you into this world
SM ur F9 8 7 3: jesus doesn't appreciate it when you piss on the statues of him, how would you like it if a pelican took a shit on your brand new camaro on a hot winter day without even bothering to shut off the halogen spotlight?
SM ur F9 8 7 3: bye now
SM ur F9 8 7 3: and remember
SM ur F9 8 7 3: christ loves your genitalia

This doesn't make me like weird or something, does it?

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