That's Just Fucked Up

8:26 pm - 08.10.02

I had a few fucked up dreams when I took a nap today. I thought I'd share them.

1. My mother was a porn fiend... ew.
2. My cousin Lew was dead. When I woke up I didn't know if it was real or not.
3. My cousin Laura kept yelling at me for talking about being fat when we were riding in a car with my mom and her sister.
4. This one is just scary. I've had a few like this throughout the summer. This girl on AIM was messaging me and saying all this creepy stuff and whenever I blocked her it didn't work and then she somehow got my phone number and kept calling me and my phone wouldn't let me hang up. Then she was chasing me around this giant private school full of the cast of Salute Your Shorts. I was dancing around all weird while I was trying to get away from her, but now that I think of it, I don't think she was in the private school. I was just trying to get away from the phone, but of course I decided to carry it while I ran.
5. A 14 year old boy's "emotional world was shattered". His teacher was giving the class a project to write about someone who affected their life. The boy said he wanted to write about Jesus but his teacher told him that Jesus wasn't a real person and he had to choose someone else. So the kid's mother is suing the school or the teacher or something. OH WAIT! THAT WASN'T A DREAM! PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO GET THAT BENT OUT OF SHAPE!

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