I wanna bruise some penii.

10:51 pm - 01.14.03

HONEYS, I RETURN HOME! Wow, I never write in here anymore. Damned school. I promise to you that I will from now on. Pinky swear.

Teachers have really been darling to me lately. My math teacher said I looked like a beached whale, my chemistry teacher shared my poor test grade with the class, and my English teacher yelled at me for not doing an assignment that she had told me earlier that I didn't have to do. Gotta love that shit.

Watch out male genitalia of the world, here I come. Since the beginning of the year, I have had an extremely strong desire to kick a boy square in the crotch. And there is this boy in my gym class who would fit the bill perfectly. He constantly grabs me as some sort of hilarious joke because "ha ha ha, he likes it." I told him today - "If you fucking touch me one more time, I swear to God I will kick you in the genitals." I fucking dare him. No, really. I do. I wanna kick some testicles.

I really really really hate high school students who think that because they live in the good old USA, they are entitled to have an opinion. And they have one, trust me. Lots of stupid opinions they will express with zero solicitation.
"When I go to college, I am like going to put "no lesbians" on my roommate form, because like that is just sooo gross, like I don't want some girl hitting on me all the time."
"I think that we should have a war with Iraq and like Afghanistan and like all those other countries, because if we don't they're going to come and make us all read the Kornam or some shit."
"Abortion is like wrong, because like it's like killing a baby. Like. And God is gonna like totally like like smite you if you like do it and I SHOULD BE KILLED BECAUSE I AM STUPID."
"You are like so going to hell, it says so in the Bible, you can't say those things you're saying, and when God kills you I am going to be laughing at you."
"Oh my god, Italian people are so stupid! And all Asian people look the same! And I smell like shit!"

You really have to love living in rural Pennsylvania, it's like the unwashed orifice of the world.

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