El Día de San Valentín

12:32 am - 02.15.03

In honour of Valentine's Day, I present to you two conversations I had with our friend Aziz today:

S M U R F 9873 (12:18:39 PM): if you got a big dick
S M U R F 9873: let me search it
S M U R F 9873: ;-)
BySexy127: cool
BySexy127: i have babe
S M U R F 9873: awesome :-)
S M U R F 9873: i'd like to get to know ya :-)
S M U R F 9873: put the pussy on ya :-)
BySexy127: cool
S M U R F 9873: :-)
BySexy127: show me yr nice hot place
S M U R F 9873: gimme all ya #s so i can phone ya :-)
BySexy127: k
BySexy127: call me
S M U R F 9873: what's your number?
S M U R F 9873: your girl actin' stank? call me over:-)
BySexy127: k
BySexy127: give me yr no
S M U R F 9873: not yet :-)
S M U R F 9873: let's talk first :-)
BySexy127: k
S M U R F 9873: call b4 ya come i need to shave my cho cha :-)
BySexy127: describe me yr pussy
S M U R F 9873: well
S M U R F 9873: its fur is gray
BySexy127: listen i will be back soon
BySexy127: wait for me
S M U R F 9873: okay :-)
BySexy127: thanks
S M U R F 9873: i want that you fuck me hard
BySexy127: hi
BySexy127: i am back
BySexy127: do u have mic
S M U R F 9873: unfortunately i have not
BySexy127: oh
BySexy127: how u will satisfay me babe
BySexy127: i have long and hot
BySexy127: r u there
S M U R F 9873: yes i am
S M U R F 9873: i will satisfy u good
S M U R F 9873: u listen to me now i want you to lay down on the bed
BySexy127: how
BySexy127: k
S M U R F 9873: i am going to tie u up
BySexy127: k
S M U R F 9873: now i going to untie u
S M U R F 9873: ooh, my neck
S M U R F 9873: my back
S M U R F 9873: lick my pussy and my crack
BySexy127: k
BySexy127: my dick is hard for u babe
BySexy127: as hard as stick
BySexy127: i am moving my hand on it
BySexy127: feel like u suck it
BySexy127: listen i have to go to get shower
BySexy127: bye now
BySexy127: talk to u soon
S M U R F 9873: NO COME BAK
BySexy127: sweeite
S M U R F 9873: I WANT U TO STICK UR STICK IN ME
BySexy127: do u have camra to show my dick to u
BySexy127: it is realy hard
BySexy127: babe
S M U R F 9873: ooh show me
S M U R F 9873: i want to feel ur dick in my ear
BySexy127: do u have camra
S M U R F 9873: i like being earfuckd
S M U R F 9873: no i do not
S M U R F 9873: unfortunately
BySexy127: k
BySexy127: i have to go
S M U R F 9873: tell me about how u wud stick ur dick in my ear
BySexy127: i will push it hard
S M U R F 9873: will u pop my eardrum
S M U R F 9873: i have loose pussy how will u deal with that
BySexy127: yes
BySexy127: i will ask u take yr legs up
BySexy127: but put yr pussy
BySexy127: and tit yr legs
BySexy127: so it will help to make it tit
BySexy127: and i will push my long and thick dick in
BySexy127: u will scream like hell
BySexy127: bye
BySexy127: i have to go babe
BySexy127: talk to u soon
S M U R F 9873: ok
BySexy127: nice talking to u
BySexy127: bye
S M U R F 9873: bye babe
BySexy127 signed off at 12:54:49 PM. -----------------
BySexy127 (11:57:37 PM): hi
BySexy127: do u like some fun
S M U R F 9873: u know it boy
S M U R F 9873: u know it
BySexy127: hello
BySexy127: who r u?
S M U R F 9873: ur friend candee
BySexy127: cool
BySexy127: i am on horney babe
BySexy127: i couldnt sleep
BySexy127: my dick is hard
BySexy127: i want fuck
S M U R F 9873: how big is ur dick in inches
BySexy127: 7 inch long but very thick
S M U R F 9873: i said inches not centimeters
BySexy127: it has very big head
BySexy127: 7 inch
S M U R F 9873: do u have tattoo on ur dick
BySexy127: wot u mean by that
S M U R F 9873: do u have a tattoo on ur dick, such as a heart that says mom, or perhaps a sailboat
BySexy127: no
S M U R F 9873: y not
S M U R F 9873: that is very attractiv 2 me
BySexy127: i didnt get u to be honest u
S M U R F 9873: o no not with this again
S M U R F 9873: bysexy
S M U R F 9873: just fuck me darling
S M U R F 9873: i want ur dick in my ear
S M U R F 9873: pop my eardrum bysexy
BySexy127: trust me if u were here now i would fuck u very hard babe
S M U R F 9873: make me deaf bysexy
S M U R F 9873: give me ear canal herpes bysexy
S M U R F 9873: YES BYSEXY
S M U R F 9873: YES
S M U R F 9873: FUK ME IN THE EAR
S M U R F 9873: HARDER BYSEXY
S M U R F 9873: HARDER
BySexy127: tell me about yr pussy
S M U R F 9873: it is very loose, i can fit my entire head inside
BySexy127: when u get on horney so which part of yr pussy iches
BySexy127: inside yr pussy
S M U R F 9873: one time this lady named gwen washed it for me
S M U R F 9873: all of my pussy itches
S M U R F 9873: i have std
S M U R F 9873: bysexy let me give u head
S M U R F 9873: plz
BySexy127: i will be back
S M U R F 9873: no bysexy kum bak
S M U R F 9873: plz let for me give u head
BySexy127: i will be back soon
BySexy127: wait ok
S M U R F 9873: fine bysexy
S M U R F 9873: i see how it is
S M U R F 9873: i'll just go for a swim in my spa
BySexy127: i amback
BySexy127: i just went to get some lotion
BySexy127: to put it on my hands
BySexy127: to jarke it off for u while u talk to me
S M U R F 9873: mmm
S M U R F 9873: jarke that thing for me baybe
BySexy127: yes for u
BySexy127: can u send me yr pussy pic
S M U R F 9873: okay S M U R F 9873 wants to directly connect.
BySexy127 is now directly connected.
S M U R F 9873: (picture of my cat, tinkerbell)
S M U R F 9873: she is nice and furry and brown
S M U R F 9873: do u like her
S M U R F 9873: does she turn u on
S M U R F 9873: her name is tinkerbell
BySexy127: oh
BySexy127: can u send me or not
S M U R F 9873: what is wrong with that pic
S M U R F 9873: u ask for a pic of my pussy i send a pic of my pussy
S M U R F 9873: i no understand
BySexy127: come on
S M U R F 9873: wut
BySexy127: send me yr pussy pic
BySexy127: otherwise i will go
S M U R F 9873: english is not my 1st language
S M U R F 9873: i no understand what u mean by pussy
S M U R F 9873: other than cat
BySexy127 direct connection is closed.
S M U R F 9873: NO
S M U R F 9873: DONT GO
S M U R F 9873: do u mean u want a pic of my vagina
S M U R F 9873: i no have that
S M U R F 9873: silly
S M U R F 9873: bysexy do u luv me
S M U R F 9873: this is valentine day
S M U R F 9873: i luv u bysexy
S M U R F 9873: am i still ur heart
S M U R F 9873: ur sword
BySexy127: yes if u send me pic
S M U R F 9873: ok i send u pic of myself
S M U R F 9873: this a new one, i had surgery S M U R F 9873 wants to directly connect.
BySexy127 is now directly connected.
S M U R F 9873: (picture of my cousin wearing a scarf, making a hot face)
S M U R F 9873: do u think i am pretty
BySexy127: yes
S M U R F 9873: thank u
S M U R F 9873: do u like my scarf
S M U R F 9873: i bought it at kmart
S M U R F 9873: it is made of cotton
BySexy127: yes
S M U R F 9873: like my heart
S M U R F 9873: is ur heart made out of cotton too
BySexy127: listen
BySexy127: if u can show me yr pussy by camra
S M U R F 9873: do u think i need to lose weight
S M U R F 9873: i do not have a pix of my pussy i am sorry bysexy darling
S M U R F 9873: do u have ur finger in ur ass
S M U R F 9873: are u stroking ur prostate
S M U R F 9873: are you using ice tongs to clamp down on ur nipples while i pour hot potpourri wax on ur dick
S M U R F 9873: is it ok if i slip a strap on in ur ass
S M U R F 9873: i have genitl herpes is that a problem?
S M U R F 9873: can i fondle ur pancreas
BySexy127: when u r about to cum so wot u feeling

S M U R F 9873: i feel a big wave like ocean
BySexy127: describe me whole thing
BySexy127: from first to end when u cum
S M U R F 9873: well first i can feel my vagina get all funny
S M U R F 9873: and then i go to bathroom and put in tampon and i bleed all over my legs
S M U R F 9873: and then i go flush the applicator down the toilet
S M U R F 9873: and pee
S M U R F 9873: does that turn u on
BySexy127 direct connection is closed.
S M U R F 9873: will u give me anal
S M U R F 9873: plz
S M U R F 9873: give me anal
S M U R F 9873: i want ur flaccid weiner inside me
S M U R F 9873: so i cant feel
S M U R F 9873: plz
S M U R F 9873: fine bysexy i c how it is
S M U R F 9873: u can take back ur big thick iranian dick
S M U R F 9873: and those pictures of u with that sheep dick in ur mouth
S M U R F 9873: i dont care
S M U R F 9873: this was supposed to be a special day
S M U R F 9873: i cant take u anywhere

Fucking with Iranian perverts: my favourite activity, ever.

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