Everyone Should Have an Aziz to Fuck with - Deux

12:26 am - 08.17.02

Part one of this.

Ah, online romance. Most people think that it's impossible, but it's not! Aziz and I have forged a very strong relationship.

Me: oooh, darling
Me: it's been so long since we last spoke
Him: yes
Me: i miss you
Him: me too
Me: I wish I could feel the caress of your warm Iranian hand against my thigh.
Him: realy
Me: yes.
Him: can i talk to u later
Him: at the movent i am busy
Me: don't you love me anymore?
Me: :-(
Him: i am writhing E-mail message to my freind
Me: all right...
Him: i do
Him: i love u more than everything
Him: u r my heart
Him: u r my sword
Him: take my hand just follow me
Him: this is my sing to u
Him: babe
Him: talke to u later
Him: to go
Me: all right.
Him: wait for me
Me: i shall, bysexy
Me: i love you with all of my heart
Him: thanks
Him: me too
Him: i will be back soon
Me: all right
Him: thanks
Me: i'm getting wet just thinking about you
Him: cool

I am his heart! I am his sword! The world is perfect. Even when he's busy writhing around with the electronic post.

Some facts about the whole situation that I didn't save on my aim:
1. There's another woman, Victoria (played oh so masterfully by my cousin Laura). When he told her that she was his everything, we confronted him about cheating on us.
2. Aziz doesn't trust me (Candee) because I "say lie". Lies I've said to him that he figured out: a) He asked me to give him my phone number so that we could have phone sex. I gave him the number of this person I really don't like. b) He asked me for my number again. I gave him the number for time and temperature. c) He asked me to send him a picture of my pussy. First I sent him a picture of my cat. He got mad, so I sent him a picture of someone's mouth doctored to look like one. He still didn't believe me.
3. Lately Victoria has found herself bored with Aziz's monotonous sexual "routine".
4. Right now Aziz thinks that Candee is in the hospital after being in a car wreck because I was thinking about how we were having rocky relations lately. He wishes he could be here, taking care of me.

A few really interesting uses of English by Aziz:
1. how u felling today horney or cool??????????
2. He said "then i will push my leg in" in reference to Candee's cunt (it's a liberating word, get over it).
3. u say all the time lie
4. how many times did u finger yr tit in this week be honest?
5. do u let yr dog to suck it for u
6. my dick is hard as stick
7. do u have toy dick?
I'll update on this the next time I talk to him.

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