Everyone Should Have an Aziz to Fuck with

11:51 pm - 08.13.02

Oh, Aziz. Where can I begin? I'm your heart, I'm your sword, I'm your everything. You're my thing to do when I'm bored.

You see, everyone should have an Aziz to fuck with. Let me explain. A while ago I was in a chat room, and this person IMed me. I made fun of him because he couldn't spell or use proper grammar. Then I found out that his original language wasn't English and I felt bad. So I talked to him for a little bit, and then like a month later, I IMed him, just to say hello. When he asked for my age, sex and location (a/s/l - EW EW EW I really don't like internet slang so much.), I decided to fuck with him a little bit...

I: hey...
He: hi
He: yr asl
I: what's up... ;-)
I: 15/f/ny
I: don't you remember me?
He: cool
He: i do
He: i had chatting sorry about that

This was GREAT. He was playing along too, but unknowingly. I started playing along with his bad spelling and grammar at this point.

I: hehe
I: i m gud
He: thanks god
He: can u tell me yr name
He: i have forgot yr name
I: my name is candee
He: oh
I: wot is yrs?

Here is where it changes from kinda funny to wet-your-pants funny:

He: how r u again
I: good
He: i sent u E-mail long time ago but yr didnt teply
He: my name is Aziz
I: o sorry
I: *sorrie
He: u have changed yr sn
He: that ok
I: well i still remember u
He: good
I: so wot u up 2 these daze?
He: nothing really
He: just go to collage
He: that is it
I: kool
He: wot u did last few weeks?
He: did u enjoy
I: enjoi wot?
He: the last few weeks
I: ya i didd
He: i was missing u to talk to u
He: very good
I: i was misin takin 2 u 2
He: i was trying every day by yr old sn
He: but it is always off
I: howe sadd
He: so i didnt know that u have another sn
He: that's good u find me again

HOW FUCKING GREAT! HE KNEW SOMEONE NAMED CANDEE! I was ready to piss myself, it was just too precious for words. Soon I started typing Bikini Kill lyrics at him.

He: y u were on horney? I: oh baby i'm watching you
I: you're so fuckin big
He: realy
I: you're so big and hard
I: you've got such a big cock!
I: push it in deeper, now
I: OH, DEEPER! HARDER!
He: ok
He: listen
I: i'm almost cumming! i'm almost cumming!
I: oooooh whoa whoa whoa, sugar
I: i can almost reach mine now now now
I: sugar...
He: did u cum
I: i'm a self fulfilling porno queen
I: yeah
I: i mimic out your every fucking fantasy yeah
I: and now and now
I: in my head
I: i'm on my knees
I: oh, baby
I: why don't i ever get my sugar?

I'll bring you more on the Saga of Candee and Aziz (also Victoria, but she's not involved yet) later. R u on horney?

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