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4:27 am - 08.04.02

I saw this on someone else's diary, so I thought it would be really cool to copy his idea! And do a worse job of it!

1999 me:
Whoa. I'm looking for a Bob...?

2002 me:
You found him! We gained a little weight, you see.

1999 me:
Ahhhh! How did you gain so much?

2002 me:
Diet and exercise. Duh.

1999 me:
Gee, Blink-182 and Limp Bizkit are so cool!

2002 me:
Imma strangle yr* white ass.

1999 me:
Boys are better than girls!

2002 me:
Pig.

1999 me:
So what are we gonna be when we grow up? A vet, right?

2002 me:
We're gonna be a lawyer at the ACLU.

1999 me:
Ewww, lawyers. So what's your favorite show? Mine's "Clarissa Explains it All!"

2002 me:
Sadly, it still is that. But if you're talking still making new episodes, Will & Grace. Nice to know that as different as we may be, our life still revolves around the television. Although you will soon see the glory of the computer.

1999 me:
Oh, I know! America Online is sooo cool!

2002 me:
Oh God. Don't talk to me.

1999 me:
I sure hate fags.

2002 me:
You're gay and your best friend is a lesbian. Dumbass.

1999 me:
Ewwwwwww!

2002 me:
Yeah, your mom.

Which reminds me. I hate myself.

*Doesn't the "yr" just OOZE with indie cred?

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