Tarantula and Gym Homework

6:28 am - 07.29.02

For those of you just tuning in, this is installment #2 of 5 in a series of fucked up dreams I've had. It all started here. I've broken them up because long entries generally make people want to skim.

Ok. These two fucked up dreams are not memorable because of the dream itself, but for the dream's after-affects.

Tarantula
I had had this big dream about spiders or whatever and I woke up and I fucking swear there was a tarantula crawling across my pillow. I don't care what you say, there was. Even though subsequent checks under and around the pillow revealed no furry arachnid, I quickly went and slept on the couch. Shut up. It's still there, I know it. Hiding under my pillow just waiting for a ch ance to stab his fangs into my neck.

Gym Homework
One time, I had this big dream about being at school unprepared for gym class or something, and when I woke up, I was screaming and I ran over to my socks drawer and started to throw shit everywhere, screaming "I NEED TO FIND MY GYM HOMEWORK!"

I know what you're thinking - "What a fucked up little kid!". You're right.

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