From the Desk of Dixon Prang - Quatre

9:56 pm - 07.18.02

Dear People of the "Inter Net":
I have finally found EVIDENCE of the homosexual PLOT to hijack our morals. This little piece of filth was lying on the street outside of the adult- er CHRISTIAN book store.

Homosexual Agenda
8:00 am: Wake up.
8:30: Eat breakfast.
8:39: Plot the molestation of every child in America.
9:45: Listen to Ani Difranco.
10:30: Meet with sodomite comrades.
1:23 pm: Infiltrate military.
1:55: Get on Nickelodeon.
2:15: Set up club to convert children to homosexuality.
4:00: Worship Satan.
5:43: Molest children, as planned earlier.
7:00: Contract AIDS.
7:55: Spread AIDS by fucking everything seen.
9:00: Watch Will & Grace.
10:00: Don Birkenstocks.
11:24: Die.

We must all pray for Divine Intervention. God won't let us down now! But, just to be sure, it would be a very good idea to donate at least $500 to Dixon Prang's God Hates Fags Campaign. Unless you want the fags getting to your children...

With all of Jesus's Love, (except to filthy dykes and fags)
The Rev. Dixon Prang

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