In Germany it Feels Best

2:59 pm - 06.25.02

"Moritz remain-faithfully is a loyaler lion, which stands firmly to its convictions and lets themselves by nothing be confused. Will strong and stable he can be bought by nobody. Its independence goes to it over everything. It has sense of family and would be a good father if it to the correct woman to commit itself could. As a lion he loves flirts and tries gladly around. If it packed it however, then it can quite become a faithful married man. Even if it has the arrangement to the heart disease."

Remind me to NEVER again try to find English versions of movies originally released somewhere else. I spent about three hours last night fruitlessly searching for an English version of "Luna Papa" or "Das Experiment". Both of these movies star one of my favorite actors, Moritz Bleibtreu, who I have only seen in one movie (Run Lola Run). However, his other movies are im-fucking-possible to find, so don't even try. However, I did have some good fortune! I got to see Google try to translate German, and fail horribly. That above paragraph is from something like film.de. Here are some more examples:

"The son of actor married couple Monika remain-faithfully and Hans's burner knew already with five that he wanted to the film. Thus he already tried in early years in series like "new from UHL shrubs." The school did not want it therefore however nevertheless to schmeissen. In the opposite. Besides he took good heed of Mutters advice and learned the playthingplaything plaything of the Pike up, at renowned schools in Paris, Rome, Zurich and New York. Into Germany it went only once to the Thalia theatre and to Hamburg schauspielhaus, where it slipped into Shakespeares roles. The cinema discovered it 1994 with "simple only love." The correct break-through took place promptly one year later with "local call." That it can look more than only good, the most transformationable remain-faithfully in "Knockin ' Heaven's Door" (1996) proved on, where it received the Lubitsch price for its wheel-breaking Turk Abdul 1997. Although he runs himself since "Lola" (1998) the roles select can, him small, convincing films are rather, than bad Hollywood strips, which have only the print "larva into the the USA". Also the US mentality is not remain faithful to anything for Moritz. It is there quite nice and all is so friendly, in addition, simply too smooth. In Germany it feels best."

"Lola (Franka potent one) and Manni (Moritz remain-faithfully) are a liebespaar in Berlin. From one moment on the other hand they stand before a giant problem. Manni, which works for an autoslidegate valve as a money courier, let a bag with 100.000 DM lie in the underground. Now both must find the sum within 20 minutes - or Manni will die. Lola hesitates not, starts to run and tries to get the money from their father to. Manni attack from loud despair a supermarket - a decision with extensive consequences. As absolute highlight 1998 acted, the comichafte, stylistic experiment remains nevertheless behind director Tom Tykwers hintergruendigem "" back."

Ah, those crazy Deutschlanders.

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