You can enjoy wonderful cigarette by this TC-88

2:54 pm - 05.08.02

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! I just got home from school, and what did I find on my counter? I found this lovely little contraption that's supposed to remove nicotine from cigarettes or something. But that's not why it's funny. No, no, no. It's funny because of the things written on the back:

Mineral S. is able to exchange ION to resolve Nicotine by natural chemical reaction, so to reducing Nicotine contents of cigarette as well as improving taste and aromatizing flavour.
Functions *Reduce Nicotine
*Eliminate phlegm to ease the stimulation to the throat
Raw Material: Natural Stone.
How to Use:
A. Put a stick into cigaret case
poorly drawn picture goes here
B. Smoke after 10 minutes.
One stick is effectness for 60 cases of 20 pes cigarette packages. s s effectne
We are applying for patent to countries of the world, such as America, England, Japan
..............etc.
TAIWAN PAT NO. 38585

Hahahahahahahahaha.

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