From the desk of the Rev. Dixon Prang - Deux

2:25 pm - 04.20.02

Hello everyone. I'm sure that you have all heard of homosexuality, haven't you? Well, the Lord has sent me on a mission. He has told me the following:

Dixon, I want you to listen, and listen hard. I have found that a horrible plague has descended upon the earth, a plague of queers. Now while normally I preach love, in this situation, the only way to deal with these bastards is to protest outside of their houses until they accept Me and end their wickedness! Dixon, I am entrusting you with this mission. Please do it well for Me, Dixon. I'm counting on you.

Hah! There's some proof for you naysayers that claim that those queers cannot change! God Himself has called on me to smite them, and smite them I will! For even more proof, here's an article from a recent copy of my church's newsletter, Happy Jesus Bible News:

It's official: God Hates Fags

After the attacks of September 11th, many people have been searching for an answer as to why this had to happen. Well, as I have said before, it is obviously because of the queers and the feminists (which are queers by nature). Now, however, I have proof! Just this past Sunday, as I was quietly sitting and reading the bible with my friends Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson, when a light came shining in through the window. At this point, Jerry excused himself to go get a drink, and we heard a VOICE! A voice that was undoubtedly that of God Himself, and it said the following.

"Hello, my children. This is Jer- er- God speaking! There is something very important that I have to tell you. I hate fags. Thank you very much."

And then the light disappeared and Jerry walked back in the room. We told him that he had just missed a conversation with God, but he didn't seem too worried about it. "Oh, I've always had faith in the fact that God hates fags, each and every one of those purse-carrying, purple, stuffed, television-in-stomach creatures!" he said. We all laughed and got back to Leviticus.

So there! Now you all know that God hates fags, and you can no longer deny it! I am going to take this mission in earnest, and I will be reporting back to you sometime soon. Boycott Rosie O'Donnell! Family Values!

Sincerely,

The Rev. Dixon Prang

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