From the desk of the Rev. Dixon Prang - Un

8:16 pm - 04.19.02

An Open Letter to the People of the Heathen-Breeding "Inter Net":

Ladies, gentlemen, sinning transsexuals, I have something very important to talk about with you today. Lately it has come to my attention that there were organizations of feminists gathering on this Inter Net. I know, I was hoping that it wasn't true either, but this societal plague has come back via the Information Age (More like the "Mis"information Age - I think I'll try that one out on the guys at the bar- er- the church), bringing hordes of them, the unclean leaders of horrid things such as abortion. We must stop this before it spreads! Studies have shown that without a steady flow of women, which, by the way, were made for the pleasure of men, to bear children, our population might actually dwindle to a manageable amount! I think it's high time that we take defense against these wretched beings (who are obviously lesbians hiding their sin with hirsuteness) and hold rallies outside of local congregations of feminists (not the home or the church, most likely back allies or perhaps in the sewer system, breeding a subhuman species with the rats). Thank you for your support, and remember, God Loves You!

Sincerely,

The Rev. Dixon Prang

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