HECTAR HECTAR HECTAR HECTAR!

2:44 pm - 04.14.02

I had an odd entry here before, but then I accidentally clicked the back button, and Paff! It was no longer here. So, I'll highlight the basic points of my previous entry first:

+Download the song "I'm Not a Fucking Drag Queen".

+Rent the movie "Hedwig and the Angry Inch".

+The Exorcist is the funniest movie ever.

+"¡Mira, mama, sin manos!" should be "¡Mira, mamá, ninguna mano!".

And now, the moment that for at least one of you have been waiting, I have done a translate-into-german-and-back to, yes, you guessed it, the "All your base" introduction:

English (well kind of anyway):

In A.D. 2101

War was beginning.

Captain: What happen ?

Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb

Operator: We get signal

Captain: What !

Operator: Main screen turn on

Captain: It's You !!

Cats: How are you gentlemen !!

Cats: All your base are belong to us

Cats: You are on the way to destruction

Captain: What you say !!

Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time

Cats: HA HA HA HA ....

Captain: Take off every 'zig'

Captain: You know what you doing

Captain: Move 'zig'

Captain: For great justice

Deutsch:

In A.D. 2101 fing Krieg an.
Kapitän: Was geschehen?
Mechaniker: Jemand stellte uns der Bombe
Operator auf: Wir erhalten Signal
Kapitän: Was!
Operator: Hauptschirm anmachen
Kapitän: Es Ist Sie!!
Katzen: Wie Sie Herren! sind!
Katzen: Ihre ganze Unterseite sind gehören uns
Katzen: Sie sind auf der Weise zum Zerstörung
Kapitän: Was Sie! sagen!
Katzen: Sie haben keine Wahrscheinlichkeit zu überleben bilden Ihre Zeit
Katzen: HA HA HA HA....
Kapitän: Entfernen Sie jeden ' zig '
Kapitän: Sie wissen, was Sie
Kapitän tuend: Verschieben Sie ' zig '
Kapitän: Für große Gerechtigkeit

English:

In A.D. 2101 war began.
Captain: What occur?
Mechanic: Someone set up us to the bomb
operator: We receive signal
captain: Which!
Operator: Main screen put on
captain: It is them!!
Cats: How it gentlemen! are!
Cats: Their whole lower surface are belong to us
cats: They are on the way to destruction the
captain: Which it! say!
Cats: They do not have probability to survive to form their time
cats: HECTAR HECTAR HECTAR HECTAR...
Captain: Remove for everyone ' zig '
captain: They know, what them captain doing: Shift ' zig '
captain: For large justice

Dear God.

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